Want to use a crazy character but can't think of anything for him to say? This generator might help you out with something a nutty maniac out of his mind would think up.

These are premade ideas by randomZoo
Use the random generator to the right!

Sample Crazy Nutcase Sayings

There be smelly snake!!!
I'll say nothing about a greasy eagle!
Ha ha ha! I am broken head!?
Get away from me or face the armored lion
Go to red pig.
Ho ho ho! You look like smelly socks
Can I interest you in golden pantaloons!!
A penny for a drunk snake god
Seek the golden bricklayer!
Hoo ha hoo? The black owl!!
Beware the rusted hare, or maybe...
Far away lies stinky arms
I have seen silver frog
Ask me about the bronze keys..
Beware the ancient goose!!
Look around for dirty taco!?
Hoo ha hoo? The first traveller!
I have a birthmark of the first boar!
I'll say nothing about rusted owl, or maybe...
I know the secret of bronze boar god
I have birthmark of golden parakeet reborn
Can I interest you in a dirty feather!
There be weary duck awakened
I am master of dirty hare!
A penny for a new angel reborn
I know the secret of royal lamb...
Hoo ha hoo? The worn-out foal?
No!! Not golden coin!!!