Have a friend who keeps sending you weird Twitter status updates? Ever wonder where they got their ideas from? Welcome to the twitter message generator. Feel free to auto tweet these to annoy your followers.

These are premade ideas by randomZoo
Use the generator to the right!

Sample Twitter Messages

I'm drawing my dad's pokemon doll. Epic failure.
Did you hear about my boyfriend's dog?
I am eating a computer in two hours.
I'm shaving my girlfriend's pet squid on Sunday.
I'm boiling someone's turtle this week.
I'm twittering about my dad's pet smurf. Lost a bet.
Did you know about my mom's computer? Oh my god!
I'm deep frying my moustache or maybe not.
What happened to my girlfriend's new car?!?
Did you hear about my boyfriend's rabbit? I don't know what to say...
I'm twittering about a rabbit. Comedy gold.
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I'm shampooing a dog. Lost a bet.
I hate OCD mode in World of Goo
Tweet this or you'll die in 7 days